I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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