He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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