You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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