When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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