its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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