She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
