i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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