Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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