she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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