chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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