if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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