you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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