i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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