I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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