Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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