Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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