I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize