: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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