Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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