You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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