i may or may not be watching the land before time
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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