Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
why do cheetos always look like penises
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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