I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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