Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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