thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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