Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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