I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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