Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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