yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Small penises have feelings too.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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