last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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