It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I have post one night stand depression
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