Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
sex in a hospital.. check
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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