____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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