who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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