I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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