sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I skipped work to stalk him.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
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I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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