Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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