The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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