I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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