Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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