Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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