we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
Randomize
