the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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