I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Welp...herpes.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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