If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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