I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often