she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.