I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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