Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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