I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize