You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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