Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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