girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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