I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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