you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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