ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
