i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes