I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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